Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize