i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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