It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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