you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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