I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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