Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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