Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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