i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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