If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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