People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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