I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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