he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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