I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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