so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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