I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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