You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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