She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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