Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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