He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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