Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My bed smells like the plague
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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