You really coming over, don't trick.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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