Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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