Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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