the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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