so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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