This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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