hell yes lets make some ravioli
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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