I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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