Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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