Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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