if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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