Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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