if you like me you must not know who I am
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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