it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My vagina just recognized that song.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize