Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we're making bets on your personal life
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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