Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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