plz talk dirty to me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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