I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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