so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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