you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Houston, we have a squirter
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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