do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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