Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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