tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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