If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We had to coat check the pizza.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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