Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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