he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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