Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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