i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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