What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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