Swine flu. Run for my life!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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