at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
