..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Randomize
