Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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