Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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