Do you still have your period?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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