She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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