I saw his package. It spoke to me.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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