JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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