She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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