That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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