i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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