So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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