Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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