did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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