We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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